Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Dragons Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1775 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Players Killed by Monsters: 1360
    Animals Bred: 60 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Emeralds Found: 4460
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 787 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Potions Brewed: 195 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NukeCraftWars

    NukeCraftWars
    OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Villages Defended: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 New Chunks Explored: 576090
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RicklePickMC

    RicklePickMC

    welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

    SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Alien Abductions: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 317

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

    PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server
    Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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