Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual landscape is so breathtakingly beautiful that even the Ender Dragon would want to take a selfie here. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that even creepers are invited to our block parties.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our mines, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your screenshots. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Void Gems Collected: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

    Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

    QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

    And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 7728
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 56 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Crops Grown: 5206 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

    LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4890 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

    Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!
    Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

    Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

    Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

    Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

    Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Potions Brewed: 49 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Mediocre Mineville

    Mediocre Mineville
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

    So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 237 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Ores Mined: 3122 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

    CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Towns Built: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

    And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Ores Mined: 6253 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

    Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block
    Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

    On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

    Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crops Grown: 2696
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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