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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 903 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.