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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6832 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8211 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.