🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8806 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5258 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.