Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

    Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Farms Harvested: 129
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

    My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

    Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

    Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

    Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

    Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

    But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

    And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

    So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mines Excavated: 1493
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

    Sneed Net Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

    Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1751 Towns Built: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

    I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

    Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

    So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • 🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server
    Cool survival with friends! Come in

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Tea Time Minecraft Server

    Tea Time Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

    So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

    Evil Company’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

    Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

    Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

    Not His Fault Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Crops Grown: 2213

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

    Choose Wisely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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