Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Crops Grown: 4396 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Perfect10Craft

    Perfect10Craft
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OilSpillCraft

    OilSpillCraft
    Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchantments Applied: 166

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pain Reduction System

    Pain Reduction System
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

    we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

    not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

    so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Flamepixel.net

    Flamepixel.net

    Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

    About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
    Responsibilities Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is experience required for moderating? No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
    Is this a paid job? No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
    Can this role be done part-time? Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
    How can I apply or get more information? Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Potions Brewed: 103 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • UltraRichMinecraftSMP

    UltraRichMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

    So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

    SkillCraft: Underrated Skills
    Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

    But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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