Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	160	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8081
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ores Mined:	546

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	3894	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1180
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2051
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KickOutCraft

aita, basement, Company, coordinating, Emotionally, financially, gasslight, Helping, kicked out, KickOutCraft, mental health, president, Promise, Quiet, relationship, Renovating, scheduled, senior dogs, single mother, sister-in-law, speak out

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, computer technology, electricity, global economy, Impact, Industrial Revolution, innovation, internet, invention, medical advancements, Minecraft, printing press, RedstoneRevolution, renewable energy, scientific discoveries, smp, social media, society, space exploration, Technology, Transportation, world-changing

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Void Gems Collected:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!