haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Villages Defended: 17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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