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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4418 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 302810 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Magic Items Found: | 4164 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
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