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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3845 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5811 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
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