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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7198 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 123 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
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