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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 336 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Votes: | 251 |
Mines Excavated: | 3729 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
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