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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6258 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3291 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1783 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5129 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6349 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
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