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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4857 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
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