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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8632 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 48 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
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