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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5495 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
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