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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9950 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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