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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6318 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
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