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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8406 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Votes: | 3848 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2883 |
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