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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2603 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
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