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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9018 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
New Chunks Explored: | 724917 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1515 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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