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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4623 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Votes: | 5439 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
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