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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9989 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8835 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
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