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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5404 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1008 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
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