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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9011 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
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