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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 291 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
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