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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5148 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 8423 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
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