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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7340 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3476 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 7901 |
Enchantments Applied: | 183 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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