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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9334 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 134 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
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