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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9570 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8326 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 258 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
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