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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4802 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 263 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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