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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1675 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 852718 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
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