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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1487 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7666 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
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