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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8265 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
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