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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8173 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 256 | Votes: | 7904 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
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