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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2873 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1712 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Emeralds Found: | 5944 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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