Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can enjoy tasteful views while building your dream world!

Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.

Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.

And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

    Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

    So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • StepSibSquadCraft

    StepSibSquadCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockLifeAccepted

    BlockLifeAccepted
    Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

    Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

    Kraicraft: Drone Demolition
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Taste Bud Adventures

    Taste Bud Adventures
    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

    Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

    So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Calorie Cut Craft

    Calorie Cut Craft
    so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

    Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!
    Server Name Enival
    Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
    Launch Date Few weeks ago

    Overview:

    Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

    FAQ:

    What is Enival?

    Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

    What features does Enival offer?

    • Proximity chat for an immersive experience
    • A small, chill community to hang out with
    • Voting and suggestion system for server changes
    • Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
    • Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
    • No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

    How can I join Enival?

    To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

    Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5334 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Bet On Minecraft SMP

    Bet On Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

    Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

    Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

    Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Animals Bred: 48 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EvilCraftersUnite

    EvilCraftersUnite
    Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCorruptionEU

    CraftyCorruptionEU
    join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 116

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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