Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Chrono Ark is now fully released, so grab your best buds and get ready for some wild adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll be rocking after hanging out with this feathered friend.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the notorious Ender Dragon in a dance battle. That’s right, this dragon has some serious moves and you’ll need to bust out your best flossing skills to defeat it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chrono Ark today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to choose your 4 niggas in a row wisely – they’ll be your partners in crime as you conquer the craziest challenges this server has to offer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4382
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magic Items Found: 4670

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6075
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Crops Grown: 5613

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5412
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 563 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9470
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1691 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Farms Harvested: 145 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

    HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

    LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

    Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

    Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 820 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Alien Abductions: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

    Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mines Excavated: 1453
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Emeralds Found: 7316

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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