Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mines Excavated: 2658
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 6890
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5445
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6939
    New Chunks Explored: 452786 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Animals Bred: 149 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 New Chunks Explored: 898791
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3614 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1510
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 951 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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