Pixel Asteroid Blasters

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, JD Vance criticism, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, political extremism, Politics, Radical, RadicalCraft, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian president, War, war resolution, Zelensky, Zelensky comments

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Bridge Battle

annexation, battle, Black sea, blocky, Bridge.., Conflict, construction, Crimea, Diplomacy, Dispute, european union, illegal, Infrastructure, international law, Kerch Bridge, Politics, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, The Hague, Ukraine, united nations, VIOLATION

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	633
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

Active players, ADDED, Beans, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Fully, Ice, JOINING, long-term focused, Notice, Players, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Removal, Semi Vanilla, SemiSweet, Server, smp, Tight Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

adult women, asian pop culture, chick, Confidence, cultural perceptions, empowerment, Entertainment, fashion, Femininity, Glamourous, hot, Identity, image, international appeal, japs, K-pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), self-presentation, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, teenager

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

Based, Canadian attitudes, Canadian behavior, Canadian beliefs, Canadian characteristics, Canadian culture, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian mentality, Canadian mindset, Canadian people, Canadian perspective, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian values, Canadian way of life, Canadians, Minecraft, national identity, proud Canadians, smp, Stereotypes, wow

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Iranian president, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, Server, Tensions, War, world news

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.