PissPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	202	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3209	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Void Armor Forged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	9399
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3260	Players Killed by Monsters:	5950
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2680
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	3998
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mines Excavated:	2361
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9849

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Farms Harvested:	561	Zombie Dances:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2