Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	527872
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	262883	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Towns Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6420	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoCollegeNoProblem

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Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HappyLifeMC SMP

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Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyHongKongers

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2939
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Farms Harvested:	722	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WOD Character Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	4021	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4977
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SisBucksCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Items Found:	3840	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0