Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	120	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

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Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	733
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Dragon Eggs Found:	8091	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	8605	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Capitalism

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Star Shards Collected:	177	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in the real world? Well, on our server, looks don’t matter! In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner twinkiness and let your creativity shine!

Join us for epic build battles, where your ugly creations will be celebrated and admired by all. Show off your unique style and prove that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of twink warriors who protect the land from evil forces. Will you join their ranks and become a hero in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover a world where being different is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay!

1. This server isn’t for noobs- Noobs can handle the challenge, they just need to git gud like the pros do. 2. The builds are the only thing in the server that’s well crafted- Check out any of the spawn areas to see the mind-blowing creations. 3. The admin team is good- They’re not just good, they’re legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	3071	Divine Spears Created:	16
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is our enemies by our skilled players! Forget about upvote buttons, here you’ll be smashing creepers and building the most INSANE structures you can imagine.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where BIPOCs and Sexist mobs are not tolerated, and where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your adventure today! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, they’re a real diva when it comes to sharing loot.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Caca Lake

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Lake Titicaca! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the waters of Lake Titicaca, there lies a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. These llamas are said to grant wishes to any player who can tame them with a golden carrot. But beware, for there are also piranhas lurking in the depths, ready to attack anyone who dares to venture too close.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn that roams the enchanted forest just beyond the spawn point.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lake Titicaca today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	145
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

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FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

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Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

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Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

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Crafty Capitalism

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CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

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Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

Updated September 30, 2024

AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft

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Crafty Caca Lake

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	560	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5