PinguSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Votes:	4550	Ores Mined:	5552
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7216	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	246	Gods Slained:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	7860
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	166	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Runes Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

NoTripNoProbMC

acquaintance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples trip, day trip, Etiquette, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Group Chat, Invitations, NoTripNoProbMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, social events, third wheel, trip, work relationships

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9102
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being the third wheel on couple’s trips? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkwardness and have a blast with fellow gamers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to disco music! Only on our server will you experience such wacky encounters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land. Will you be able to challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and create unforgettable memories with a community of players who love to have fun!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3