Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7538 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8783 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 6195

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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