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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8088 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
