PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyNostalgia

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BirdFluCrew

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Emeralds Found:	2939	Dragon Eggs Found:	2067
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	288

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2007	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Items Found:	6191

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	6768	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2