Phobos SMP Overview
Version v1.20.6/v1.21
Launch Date June 3rd, 2024
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Frequently Asked Questions

What do we have to offer?

  1. 2 Entirely new custom bosses
  2. Exciting new one-per-world legendary weapons to compete for
  3. No mods
  4. An active welcoming community
  5. Lore to build off of
  6. A whitelist to keep the server safe
  7. A team of admins with experience in smaller minecraft server who communicate well with the playerbase
  8. Very little rules, we work on a system of trust between each other
  9. Changes to the quality of life to freshen up the gameplay experience
  10. All of this while still keeping a very vanilla feel

I joined the Discord, what now?

Go to the #smp-application-here channel in the discord and introduce yourself! The admins will make sure you get access to the rest of the server!

Who can join Phobos SMP?

We’re looking for people from all over the world, we have a lot of European members so some more in the American timezones would be most welcome! Everyone is welcome!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Buildings Constructed: 28
Falling into the Void: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

    Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!
    Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3520
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Holy Crap Mine

    Holy Crap Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

    Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Dragon Eggs Found: 588

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

    MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

    Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 78
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

    Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!
    Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

    InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

    Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

    Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Dimension Hops: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

    ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56
    Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

    Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition
    Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

    LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

    Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive
    Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

    Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

    Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1329 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

    Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

    2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

    3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

    4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

    5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

    6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

    7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

    8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9785 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

    Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

    So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

    Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2593 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

    EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

    Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Animals Bred: 120 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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