Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Chimeras Created: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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